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Post by Monsieur Guillotine 2011-08-27, 21:32

Well hello der LADIES.

It has been some time now, and I am starting to get old in eRepublik terms... Soon, it will be my 6th month! And so, I am getting quite lonely... my old self Sad That's why I've decided to donate my sexy amazing self to someone. We are going to play a little game. I am Mr. Bachelor. I will need to find myself a good person to eMarry. And so, first we will start off with contestants. Whoever wants to marry MOI, may write a paragraph saying why you think you are best suited for me Very Happy Go ahead, don't be shy! I won't bite, unless we're in bed Wink
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Post by jamster737 2011-08-27, 21:35

i want to marry you because i am an old sexy politican Razz and i am a posh brit
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Post by Elynea 2011-08-27, 21:41

i don't understand all, you are bachelor and you must marry you?
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Post by djony 2011-08-27, 21:42

He wants girls to seduce him and he will then chose the girl pleasing him the best Ely Smile !

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Post by Monsieur Guillotine 2011-08-27, 21:50

djony wrote:He wants girls to seduce him and he will then chose the girl pleasing him the best Ely Smile !


jamster's a man though Razz
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Post by djony 2011-08-27, 21:53

I am sure he completely assumes his feminine side ^^
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Post by Fhaemita Malodorous 2011-08-27, 22:25


ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
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Post by NLSP 2011-08-27, 22:57

like generally known, I marry everyone that gives me 100gold
so why would you marry me?
Cause then you can brag to everyone you can spend 100G for an eMarriage
Isn't that the sweetest thing to do?
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Post by jamster737 2011-08-27, 23:18

Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
get lost he is mine !
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Post by Olv007 2011-08-27, 23:25

jamster737 wrote:
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
get lost he is mine !

Ahum... I'm out of here... Shocked
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Post by jamster737 2011-08-27, 23:28

Olv007 wrote:
jamster737 wrote:
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
get lost he is mine !

Ahum... I'm out of here... Shocked
good one less person to fight against Razz
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Post by Procuste 2011-08-28, 09:08

jamster737 wrote:
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
get lost he is mine !

Ladies are no longer what they used to be... Laughing

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Post by shadowukcs 2011-08-28, 10:06

Olv007 wrote:
jamster737 wrote:
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
get lost he is mine !

Ahum... I'm out of here... Shocked


ditto
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Post by Elynea 2011-08-28, 18:08

What about this pretty Misspiggy Razz

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Post by Jofroi 2011-08-28, 18:25

Lack of pink.
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Post by Monsieur Guillotine 2011-08-30, 19:01

I was hoping that there would be a lady out there... Sad

I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*

Anyways, here are the candidates:

jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy

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I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like. One of you will be eliminated this round, and I will give my critique on how I feel about the place. It will just give you a sense of how clothes you are to marrying my sexy self. Cheers! cheers
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Post by Procuste 2011-08-30, 19:21

Monsieur Guillotine wrote:I was hoping that there would be a lady out there... Sad

I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*

Anyways, here are the candidates:

jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy

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I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like.

What the ??? Shocked

At this rate this first date would certainly look like this :

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Razz Twisted Evil

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Post by NLSP 2011-08-30, 19:24

Monsieur Guillotine wrote:I was hoping that there would be a lady out there... Sad

I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*

Anyways, here are the candidates:

jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy

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I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like. One of you will be eliminated this round, and I will give my critique on how I feel about the place. It will just give you a sense of how clothes you are to marrying my sexy self. Cheers! cheers
Once you have started the transaction of 100G to my account, I'm also a candidate....
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Post by Critically 2011-08-30, 19:29

lol, he tought that procuste was a guy, that's a good start in your dating program :p
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Post by Monsieur Guillotine 2011-08-30, 19:29

NLSP wrote:
Once you have started the transaction of 100G to my account, I'm also a candidate....

EDIT:

Anyways, here are the candidates:

jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy
NLSP

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Show me what our first date would look like first Smile
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Post by jamster737 2011-08-30, 19:56

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Post by NLSP 2011-08-30, 20:25

well it will look like this:
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and like this
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Post by Monsieur Guillotine 2011-09-02, 21:33

OKAY. Because only 3 contestants actually took me on a date.. they are the ones who will NOT be disqualified.

Critique:

Procuste: Now that I know you're a girl... Wink

Jamster737: What a nice first date!

NLSP: You are acting like a ... Smile

FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE

Write me a sentence or two on why I am the best man you'll ever meet... and why you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Feel free to include pictures to. Very Happy
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Post by NLSP 2011-09-03, 11:57

Well it is clear.
You give me the gold so I will be strong and be able to conquer the world and you get a (small) piece of my eternal glory, cause you can connect your name with mine.
It's a marriage de raison that will perfectly!
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Post by Procuste 2011-09-03, 12:05

I'll do my part after the presidential election. Wink

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Post by Monsieur Guillotine 2011-09-07, 20:46

Forget it. I like being single. Getta do naughty things whenever i wanna Wink
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Post by Mikhail Alexander 2011-09-08, 02:17

I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any

Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife Crying or Very sad
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Post by Fhaemita Malodorous 2011-09-08, 08:01

Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any

Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife Crying or Very sad

Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan? Razz
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Post by Mikhail Alexander 2011-09-08, 08:11

Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any

Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife Crying or Very sad

Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan? Razz

I'm looking for a woman, preferably a real one Razz
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Post by Fhaemita Malodorous 2011-09-08, 10:16

Mikhail Alexander wrote:
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any

Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife Crying or Very sad

Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan? Razz

I'm looking for a woman, preferably a real one Razz

Just close you eyes and you won't notice that I'm not a real girl Shocked
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Post by Adrien de Gerlache 2011-09-08, 10:21

a brown paper bag over the head sometimes works wonders What a Face
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Post by Mikhail Alexander 2011-09-08, 12:18

Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
Mikhail Alexander wrote:
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any

Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife Crying or Very sad

Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan? Razz

I'm looking for a woman, preferably a real one Razz

Just close you eyes and you won't notice that I'm not a real girl Shocked

Its kinda hard when you're a monkey...
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Post by Fhaemita Malodorous 2011-09-08, 12:56

Mikhail Alexander wrote:
Its kinda hard when you're a monkey...

Nothing wrong with monkeys

WARNING! OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgdanaYuC_A
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Post by Mikhail Alexander 2011-09-08, 13:27

Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
Mikhail Alexander wrote:
Its kinda hard when you're a monkey...

Nothing wrong with monkeys

WARNING! OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgdanaYuC_A

After seeing those, there is.
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