Mr. Bachelor
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Mr. Bachelor
Well hello der LADIES.
It has been some time now, and I am starting to get old in eRepublik terms... Soon, it will be my 6th month! And so, I am getting quite lonely... my old self That's why I've decided to donate my sexy amazing self to someone. We are going to play a little game. I am Mr. Bachelor. I will need to find myself a good person to eMarry. And so, first we will start off with contestants. Whoever wants to marry MOI, may write a paragraph saying why you think you are best suited for me Go ahead, don't be shy! I won't bite, unless we're in bed
It has been some time now, and I am starting to get old in eRepublik terms... Soon, it will be my 6th month! And so, I am getting quite lonely... my old self That's why I've decided to donate my sexy amazing self to someone. We are going to play a little game. I am Mr. Bachelor. I will need to find myself a good person to eMarry. And so, first we will start off with contestants. Whoever wants to marry MOI, may write a paragraph saying why you think you are best suited for me Go ahead, don't be shy! I won't bite, unless we're in bed
Monsieur Guillotine- Thread-Eater
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
i want to marry you because i am an old sexy politican and i am a posh brit
jamster737- 2,000 Premium Club Member
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
i don't understand all, you are bachelor and you must marry you?
Elynea- Forum Bad-a**
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
He wants girls to seduce him and he will then chose the girl pleasing him the best Ely !
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
djony wrote:He wants girls to seduce him and he will then chose the girl pleasing him the best Ely !
jamster's a man though
Monsieur Guillotine- Thread-Eater
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
I am sure he completely assumes his feminine side ^^
djony- Forum God
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
Fhaemita Malodorous- Forum Bad-ass
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
like generally known, I marry everyone that gives me 100gold
so why would you marry me?
Cause then you can brag to everyone you can spend 100G for an eMarriage
Isn't that the sweetest thing to do?
so why would you marry me?
Cause then you can brag to everyone you can spend 100G for an eMarriage
Isn't that the sweetest thing to do?
Re: Mr. Bachelor
get lost he is mine !Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
jamster737- 2,000 Premium Club Member
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
jamster737 wrote:get lost he is mine !Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
Ahum... I'm out of here...
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
good one less person to fight againstOlv007 wrote:jamster737 wrote:get lost he is mine !Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
Ahum... I'm out of here...
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
jamster737 wrote:get lost he is mine !Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
Ladies are no longer what they used to be...
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Olv007 wrote:jamster737 wrote:get lost he is mine !Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:
ME ME ME ME ME
Pick me!
Ahum... I'm out of here...
ditto
shadowukcs- BANNED
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
What about this pretty Misspiggy
Elynea- Forum Bad-a**
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Lack of pink.
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
I was hoping that there would be a lady out there...
I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*
Anyways, here are the candidates:
jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy
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I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like. One of you will be eliminated this round, and I will give my critique on how I feel about the place. It will just give you a sense of how clothes you are to marrying my sexy self. Cheers!
I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*
Anyways, here are the candidates:
jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy
----
I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like. One of you will be eliminated this round, and I will give my critique on how I feel about the place. It will just give you a sense of how clothes you are to marrying my sexy self. Cheers!
Monsieur Guillotine- Thread-Eater
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Monsieur Guillotine wrote:I was hoping that there would be a lady out there...
I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*
Anyways, here are the candidates:
jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy
----
I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like.
What the ???
At this rate this first date would certainly look like this :
Procuste- 1,000 Club Member
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Once you have started the transaction of 100G to my account, I'm also a candidate....Monsieur Guillotine wrote:I was hoping that there would be a lady out there...
I'm afraid not. Now all I'm left with are men... *sigh*
Anyways, here are the candidates:
jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy
----
I request that you show me a picture of what our first date will look like. One of you will be eliminated this round, and I will give my critique on how I feel about the place. It will just give you a sense of how clothes you are to marrying my sexy self. Cheers!
Re: Mr. Bachelor
lol, he tought that procuste was a guy, that's a good start in your dating program :p
Re: Mr. Bachelor
NLSP wrote:
Once you have started the transaction of 100G to my account, I'm also a candidate....
EDIT:
Anyways, here are the candidates:
jamster737
fhaemita malodorous
djonydjo
procuste
MissPiggy
NLSP
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Show me what our first date would look like first
Monsieur Guillotine- Thread-Eater
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
after that
then of to the
jamster737- 2,000 Premium Club Member
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
OKAY. Because only 3 contestants actually took me on a date.. they are the ones who will NOT be disqualified.
Critique:
Procuste: Now that I know you're a girl...
Jamster737: What a nice first date!
NLSP: You are acting like a ...
FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE
Write me a sentence or two on why I am the best man you'll ever meet... and why you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Feel free to include pictures to.
Critique:
Procuste: Now that I know you're a girl...
Jamster737: What a nice first date!
NLSP: You are acting like a ...
FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE
Write me a sentence or two on why I am the best man you'll ever meet... and why you want to spend the rest of your life with me. Feel free to include pictures to.
Monsieur Guillotine- Thread-Eater
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Well it is clear.
You give me the gold so I will be strong and be able to conquer the world and you get a (small) piece of my eternal glory, cause you can connect your name with mine.
It's a marriage de raison that will perfectly!
You give me the gold so I will be strong and be able to conquer the world and you get a (small) piece of my eternal glory, cause you can connect your name with mine.
It's a marriage de raison that will perfectly!
Re: Mr. Bachelor
I'll do my part after the presidential election.
Procuste- 1,000 Club Member
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Forget it. I like being single. Getta do naughty things whenever i wanna
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any
Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife
Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any
Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife
Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan?
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any
Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife
Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan?
I'm looking for a woman, preferably a real one
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Mikhail Alexander wrote:Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any
Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife
Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan?
I'm looking for a woman, preferably a real one
Just close you eyes and you won't notice that I'm not a real girl
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
a brown paper bag over the head sometimes works wonders
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:Mikhail Alexander wrote:Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:Mikhail Alexander wrote:I'm also a Bachelor, been looking for an eWife for months and haven't come across any
Please help a wiki man get a good nice eWife
Seeing MG doesn't want to marry me, you want to marry me Rowan?
I'm looking for a woman, preferably a real one
Just close you eyes and you won't notice that I'm not a real girl
Its kinda hard when you're a monkey...
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Mikhail Alexander wrote:
Its kinda hard when you're a monkey...
Nothing wrong with monkeys
WARNING! OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgdanaYuC_A
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Re: Mr. Bachelor
Fhaemita Malodorous wrote:Mikhail Alexander wrote:
Its kinda hard when you're a monkey...
Nothing wrong with monkeys
WARNING! OPEN AT YOUR OWN RISK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgdanaYuC_A
After seeing those, there is.
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