The perfect murder - how would you do it

by **shadowukcs** 2012-08-28, 11:18

was having a discussion with MQ on IRC yday about the perfect murder.

and this is how i'd do it:

throw a party with a big ice sculpture as decoration. Invite my target over and do it somewhere where there are metal detectors or people are being scanned for weapons. Then I break off an icicle of the sculpture and stab my victim in the back of the head. The police will arrive and lock the place down, questioning everyone and looking for the murder weapon (thinking it's a knive) and prints...

.... but they won't find anything as I by then have already turned on the heat and the icicle will have melted, along with my prints and any hard evidence of the crime

/Shadowholmes signing off.

how would you do it?

by **cooke4444** 2012-08-28, 12:19

shadowukcs wrote:

where there are metal detectors or people are being scanned for weapons.

... Like every normal place Razz

Just use a snipe gun, destroy that one in little pieces and dump it in the sea

by **shadowukcs** 2012-08-28, 16:38

cooke4444 wrote:
shadowukcs wrote:

where there are metal detectors or people are being scanned for weapons.

... Like every normal place

Just use a snipe gun, destroy that one in little pieces and dump it in the sea

1) 'murrica brah, they got it everywhere over there

2) that aint original. Come up with something better

by **cooke4444** 2012-08-28, 17:36

shadowukcs wrote:
2) that aint original. Come up with something better

Okay then:

Give lots of money to Iran and/or North Korea and make sure they drop a nuclear bomb on the target, while you're safe at Hawaii or so Razz

by **Viridi** 2012-08-29, 02:34

shoot someone with gun

dispose of weapon

dispose of person

tada!

by Lily Jayne Summers 2012-08-29, 03:24

shadowukcs wrote:was having a discussion with MQ on IRC yday about the perfect murder.

and this is how i'd do it:

throw a party with a big ice sculpture as decoration. Invite my target over and do it somewhere where there are metal detectors or people are being scanned for weapons. Then I break off an icicle of the sculpture and stab my victim in the back of the head. The police will arrive and lock the place down, questioning everyone and looking for the murder weapon (thinking it's a knive) and prints...

.... but they won't find anything as I by then have already turned on the heat and the icicle will have melted, along with my prints and any hard evidence of the crime

/Shadowholmes signing off.

how would you do it?

Need to get rid of the blood/do it at an appropriate time in the party.