Learn to survive

A healthy person here, drinking orange juice and eating apples. And once again it's a citizen with a stable.

The zombies use their old tactic of going to the stable first. When they enter it, they see a horse. But a zombie was already there? So they continue to spread out, leaving the zombie with an axe alone.

Ofcourse Nuctorn attacks, but MaryamQ zombie was suspicious and attacks him from behind. Only 8 persons left...

I knew i should have had a parrot , bloody horse , what the hell was i thinking putting a horse in my attic! oh well ..... "BRAINZ!!!"

muahahaha a second stable !

*digs a tunnel from Jonathan Clay's to Nuctorns stable and puts the trees and treehouse MaryamQ got in this new great forest stable*

Now who has lego...

Another healthy citizen. I'm glad everybody loves vit. C.

Being prepared for a harsh winter, the person stands in front of his house, ready to smash zombies with his axe.

His defence is fierce, but he's forced to retreat to his cellar. With not enough room to swing his axe, his snake sees the danger and leaves via the sewer. The zombies take NLSP as a prisoner, what will happen?

Muahahahahaha

We've captured the one ! Tonight is time for a party. Meet in Jonathan Clay's stable and bring your friends !

More news at midnight !

NLSP is good at killing innocent kitten, but zombies??? Nooooo, hell not!

cooke4444 wrote:
Another healthy citizen. I'm glad everybody loves vit. C.

Being prepared for a harsh winter, the person stands in front of his house, ready to smash zombies with his axe.

His defence is fierce, but he's forced to retreat to his cellar. With not enough room to swing his axe, his snake sees the danger and leaves via the sewer. The zombies take NLSP as a prisoner, what will happen?

Since I am still alive and only prisoner, maybe my snake will come back to save me ...
or someone else ?

Final death of the day. Tomorrow 5 more will be turned into zombies before the rescuers arrive...

Another person with lots of imagination, but he has found out right in time there is no Narnia.

A cowboy with a boa next to him, who has seen that? Well he takes his shotgun and easily takes out some zombies who aren't occupied with NLSP. But from the depths, a monster comes out of the sewer. The boa from NLSP has mutated into a zombie, because of toxic materials in the water! It bites Critically, and before he gets strangled, he turns into a zombie and goes to the poor, poor NLSP.

what happens with poor, poor NLSP ?

NLSP is paying his blood debt to the innocent kitten friends of the zombies. You better pray Narnia is real.

who is actually still surviving next to me?
I should train my parrot to bring around message notes ...

Sammy Tanghe wrote:who is actually still surviving next to me?
I should train my parrot to bring around message notes ...

See the first page. I crossed out all the zombies

I see. Quite some good choosers among them, but I do guess fatigue will strike now, and food and drink choices will now be decisive ...

*nibbles on a piece of roquefort and takes a sip of his coke*

Nohjis wrote:*goes into Procuste's house, steals a stone table, GI Joe & Barbie figurines in questionable positions and a box of tissues*

What the ... ???? I don't wanna know what a zombie can do with those dolls and a box of tissues. Or with the table.

Zombie-Nohjis, did you know you could gain even more tables by killing other zombies ? They hide them from you.

Procuste wrote:Zombie-Nohjis, did you know you could gain even more tables by killing other zombies ? They hide them from you.

Sorry too busy with the preparations for tonight.

*Goes to Sammy Tanghe's house, steals the Lego castle, the table and a few boulders from the garden.*

This will be a busy night !

Wait a knife... and a horse...

héj, thief!

those are real expensive boulders you know! I specificly ordered them out of eMexico! give them back or feel my axe!

...

crap, got to stay home to defend the parrot

I'm the only one not beeing neither a zombie, nor a zombie ghost... I'm just a normal ghost -> killed by my own shurikane

Johny English A wrote: I'm the only one not beeing neither a zombie, nor a zombie ghost... I'm just a normal ghost -> killed by my own shurikane

Congrats, you really belong to our crazy community ! We already have werewolves and zombies, we'd miss a regular ghost if you weren't there.

I wonder if Zombie ghosts fight normal ghosts or the other way around.

Johny English A wrote: I'm the only one not beeing neither a zombie, nor a zombie ghost... I'm just a normal ghost -> killed by my own shurikane

don't worry, shadow got killed by his own flame thrower and someone else got his neck twisted by his gorilla, they can join you!

Procuste wrote:

Johny English A wrote: I'm the only one not beeing neither a zombie, nor a zombie ghost... I'm just a normal ghost -> killed by my own shurikane

Congrats, you really belong to our crazy community ! We already have werewolves and zombies, we'd miss a regular ghost if you weren't there.

I am zombie-ghost, and you are regular ghost!!! Who is scarier?

el1temkd wrote:
I am zombie-ghost, and you are regular ghost!!! Who is scarier?

That was actualy my point

A regular ghost is probably the best way you get out of this game...

... except for the one survivor, that is... *scary music*

A dog is barking,... Behind the curtains you can see a zombie eating cheese. That's way too weird.

When the zombies enter the stable, which is empty, the dog attacks them. But he's defenseless against the horde. Yey, a golden retriever zombie!

The person who defends, has no idea this has happened. So when she calls her dog back, she gets attacked and bitten in her arm. Her axe hadn't even use. Please welcome: zombie-Procuste!

Oh, my... Procuste... you should have been more alert, especially so early in the morning. They always come when you least expect it...

With a well-fed guinea pig, this citizen will slay lots of zombies...not. C'mon, a guinea pig? Thanks to you we got a zombie guinea pig.

Sorry, I rushed things. Well, at least he was active enough thanks to the cola. That helped him to slay lots of zombies with his axe. As the first wave was over, he went to his home cinema. But due to the surround sound-system he couldn't hear the entering zombies, who bit his guinea pig, and was surprised while watching "The sound of music".

Bert_en_Ernie joins the club.

So many wonderful zombie friends to enjoy the fate of "poor poor NLSP"! You normal ghosts are welcome to attend. And bring your pets!

Next one...

Well hidden in a zombie costume, he easily comes in a perfect place to slay zombies. With the help of his dog, he kills +/- 30!

Soon more powerful zombies come and he's forced to retreat to his cellar. Still killing zombies, he stands firm, but in the end he gets bitten by that small guinea pig in his toe. For the few remaining: Jamster737 killed the guinea pig in the end by standing on it. A noble end.

What happened last night...:





So uuuh... This is the first scene of what happened last night !

@Nohjis:

But now the next death. After this one only one remaining. Again a well hidden person. In a treehouse this time. When the zombies arrived in his garden, he unleashed his horse that killed some, then he jumped in the crowd.

Maybe leaving his treehouse wasn't that smart. He got tired of swinging his sword and that gave the zombies the opportunity to regroup and attack "en masse". Fhaemita Malodorous stood no more chance.

Bokkie
whoever makes it, must promise to do one thing:

avenge the other guy's death!
ow, and should I die, please get back my lego castle and my boulders that nohjis stole from me

The grande finale!

While some of the zombies are still busy with NLSP, Sammy Tanghe and Boklevski gather. No problems with the food there. Boklevski stands by his choice of the cupboard and desperatly tries to get some help. While this happens, Sammy goes into his treehouse to defend. While shooting zombies, Boklevski's dog attacks multiple zombies before leaving his boss.

Bullets are out! Don't worry he uses it to crush some skulls. But he gets tired, and while Sammy destroys his ladder, so no zombie can enter, he gets overwhelmed.

Sammy's parrot warns him that the rescuers are coming, giving him more strength. His Darth Vader costume absorbs the few scratches he gets.

The exterminators kill the zombies and put a giant bowl over the hiding place of Nohjis' group. First reason: so nobody gets killed anymore (except maybe NLSP), second: to see NLSP getting tortured .

They also brought back one zombie to know why they are so angry:




So that was it! Sammy Tanghe won, probably you're very happy now

Sammy, the Lego castle and boulders are very important! And of what use are they to you if you die??

Okay, so you're not dead. But watch and see why we need them!

I'm glad we stood together and that I could sacrifice myself so you got the time to save yourself, Sammy!

And I must say Jamster really went out with a bang. Those bunch of zombies he killed definitely meant we could last longer.

As the hostilities against the zombie army continue on the outside. Procuste thinks it's time to take back her Barbie girls and GI Joe guys. Luckily she came across a zombie sheep dressed as a lion who indicated her the way to the secret passage.



When she entered (about an hour or two later) the zombie known as Nohjis CP was standing over NLSP holding a knife (yes it takes that long for him to walk 3 steps in the dark).

And the tension mounts!

The real questions are:
- Will the zombiesheep dressed like a lion succeed in saving NLSP ?
- Will Procuste recover her toys ?
- What is really the use of this Lego Castle ?
- In what way can a human access this huge bowl ?
- Will Sammy Tanghe recover his castle and boulders and manage to decapitate Nohjis ?
- What is this place ?

*drum roll*

Nohjis has really to much free time

NLSP wrote:Nohjis has really to much free time

Guess being CP isn't a full-time job...

I live!

I wish to thank Boklevski, El1temkd, cotarius, Tecuvo, Johny English A, Shadowucks, Pertazeta, Mike Wooldridge, NLSP, Critically, Bert_en_Ernie, Jamster737 and Fhaemita Malodorous for having taken more zombies into their graves then average, and further
I wish to thank my tailorer (who has been burned to ashes by shadow),
the pet shop owner Timmy (who I believe has lost his brains while engaging jamster due to a head shot),
Jim the local grocer who sells coke and cheese (who got decapitated by Fhaemita),
Carl my lumberjack buddy (who died of the flu last year),
Steve, Teddy and Bud for helping me build my tree house (Steve got eliminated by the zombie busters, Teddy lost both his legs while engaging Pertazeta and then got trampled by a horse, Bud is right now studying Ancient English Literature at Oxford),
my mom and dad (who both got decapitated by me),
the zombie hunters ofcourse
and cooke for allowing me the chance to win a game :p

oow yeah, and now I'm gonna start hunting for the lego castle and the boulders (you can keep the table). The Zombie Squad is helping me ^^

Sammy Tanghe wrote:(...)

LOL!

Indeed... that good ol' Carl... yeah, we all lost a lot of people we knew... stupid flu last year...

I think you must have forgotten someone, or is that just the short list?

Procuste is after the table, but we need that stuff, I tell you!

As Procuste started gathering her puppets, the zombiesheep dressed like a lion jumps on the stone table under the knife and bites NLSP before he gets stabbed. What a sacrifice !!!!!

Ofcourse I was angered by this situation and decided to jump across to the other side of the table and honor my part of the contract with the kittens.



The lego castle is a place for the zombies to retreat to in case of danger. It'll be hard for them to enter but several refused to come to ZombieNarnia if there was no castle.

I'm curious to see how Sammy Tanghe & the rescue team are going to handle the rest of this situation.

One zombie-ghost says "Congratulations Sammy Tanghe!"

MaryamQ wrote:I think you must have forgotten someone, or is that just the short list?

Procuste is after the table, but we need that stuff, I tell you!

ah yeah, sorry, misread, you do killed some zombies too, I'm thanking MaryamQ too
not nohjis. He died stupidly creating more zombies instead of diminishing the amount and he stole my boulders and lego castle!

He only stole those to show the Narnia doubters among you the truth. And besides, he avenged the kittens. Zombie-CP Nohjis is a hero!

Nohjis wrote:
I'm curious to see how Sammy Tanghe & the rescue team are going to handle the rest of this situation.

we've got three options:

a) we send in the gorilla (the one from cotarius, you know) to finish you guys.
b) a nucleair bomb (will damage the castle and the boulders though)
c) just continue watching and see you guys die from starvation due to lack of brains.