CP next month ?

i have not seen any articles up ?

Nohjis is running for re-election.

I nominated myself from OM before I found out he was running. I'll still run, and hope to get some votes, as an alternative candidate and a backup in case Nohjis spontaneously combusts.

There is a third person running for CP last time I checked... NFC.

Yes Nohjis is running again. And I think that goopypants is a great back up.

To pleasure you all I'm writing a big article today.

does it says anything about gov-policies for killing innocent kittens?

NLSP wrote:does it says anything about gov-policies for killing innocent kittens?

I believe it has been long-standing government policy to be laissez-faire on that topic.

and it is time to change this!

I ask for a government policy to train more people to become an innocent kitten killer!

Really NLSP?

Nohjis, can't wait to read it.

Don't worry, Mudduck. He may not set government policy, as he is a member of SC and cannot be in government.

but as one of your constituents my vote could influence you

MaryamQ, if you are talking about NLSP, then why is he in congress?

Because it is allowed by the constitution for a justice to be in Congress but not to be in the government.

Mudduck95 wrote:MaryamQ, if you are talking about NLSP, then why is he in congress?

cause I am so disliked that people tend to punish me, by voting for me
yeah, I don't like it either

I see! I am very sorry NLSP. I feel bad for you.

thank you!

maybe you can make me feel better, by forcing nohjis to make a kitten policy ...

Well I am sorry but you will have to talk to him about that.

I do find it interesting that I came in third place behind a guy with paper-towel roll eyes and a grand total of 2 posts, one of which was entering himself in the lottery. I think he used to be much more active tho, or something. Maybe a different username?

If it all goes to poo, ain't my fault.

Guess most people who click more than twice a day on eRep voted Nohjis, Goopy, especially as you announced here you only ran as backup. I'm sure you'd fare better in a full race for CP.

Only the BfB two-clickers voted [#ERROR Person Unknown and I'm too lazy to look it up ingame] simply because they party supported him, not because of his magnificent political activity.

Whole evil plan was to force Nohjis out through some scandal involving kittens and hotel maids or something, but now it won't work.

Oh well.

Well, we can still push that through. We just need an additional step to (politically) take out Mr. [#SAME ERROR] as well.

As he's not really active here, we can't persuade him to resign, so although it's being a bit of a permanent end, I'm thinking of hacking his account and publishing some good old pornographic article.

If it succeeds, I'm sure you'll be thoughtful enough to give me a small... eehm... recognition out of the state treasury for my cooperative thinking.

More evidence of corruption in high places? Let's hope Nohjis behaves himself this month!

I always behave... these young men with their wild fantasies...

Nohjis wrote:I always behave... these young men with their wild fantasies...

That's what you say now... but Goopy can arrange for some very handsome hotel maids... (Note the plural form of maids? That was not accidentally...)

and I can arrange for some very innocent kittens