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Post by tommot on 2015-03-02, 19:35

You might drop a coin and find yourself flat on your fat pillow looking at the flying marshmallow that kills midgets.
These midgets are ugly creatures from beyond the rainbow's square root. They smell like NLSP's underwear and roses, so nice! But what really is shocking about them is they kill the sweet and homeless during the Christmas period. Yet with speed and some antimatter the horses could warp the midgets through an 'Einstein–Rosen bridge' and end up in freaking Narnia!
There, in Narnia, velocity was not as awesome. Only the fawns could punch through such powerful , shinny, diamonds of the mountain holy Wonkana. They all adore NLSP! How disgusting! You.

Out of control. It just went from bad to dazzling like chocolate NLSP bunnies. Horses couldn't match those bunnies in ugliness said the retard. That phrase transformed everything surreal into a joyful Eden of weightless fun and awesome happiness! Was it not the best idea to curse out something and do the opposite of what the curse was intended to do. Which was dancing in sewers. Those horses without a mane and green eyes were racing across the shiny rainbow to the supermarket. There were a lot midgets running in to brick walls of the huge golden brick bank of pain. Dismayed they ran across the sloping hills from the horde towards the waving pillows and marshmallows.

The giants disliked reason, just like midgets dislike bricks. Hence their name: dumb jolly giants and "BING" said "why are midgets small?" On which the sorcerer, who had a talking owl, answered admirably that he preferred pigeons. But the giants desired horses, so they bought camels out of sheer discrimination from the supermarket. The discount that they gave just couldn't be any more unfair since it went far off the agreed price. Therefore they started a riot that danced through 7 buildings and an ass-cold pink refrigerator.

For every time that a donkey puts on a magenta striped Gas-mask there is no telling how terrible the smell could be if it raises it's tail...

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Re: Make A Story

Post by MCKitkat on 2015-03-02, 21:20

You might drop a coin and find yourself flat on your fat pillow looking at the flying marshmallow that kills midgets.
These midgets are ugly creatures from beyond the rainbow's square root. They smell like NLSP's underwear and roses, so nice! But what really is shocking about them is they kill the sweet and homeless during the Christmas period. Yet with speed and some antimatter the horses could warp the midgets through an 'Einstein–Rosen bridge' and end up in freaking Narnia!
There, in Narnia, velocity was not as awesome. Only the fawns could punch through such powerful , shinny, diamonds of the mountain holy Wonkana. They all adore NLSP! How disgusting! You.

Out of control. It just went from bad to dazzling like chocolate NLSP bunnies. Horses couldn't match those bunnies in ugliness said the retard. That phrase transformed everything surreal into a joyful Eden of weightless fun and awesome happiness! Was it not the best idea to curse out something and do the opposite of what the curse was intended to do. Which was dancing in sewers. Those horses without a mane and green eyes were racing across the shiny rainbow to the supermarket. There were a lot midgets running in to brick walls of the huge golden brick bank of pain. Dismayed they ran across the sloping hills from the horde towards the waving pillows and marshmallows.

The giants disliked reason, just like midgets dislike bricks. Hence their name: dumb jolly giants and "BING" said "why are midgets small?" On which the sorcerer, who had a talking owl, answered admirably that he preferred pigeons. But the giants desired horses, so they bought camels out of sheer discrimination from the supermarket. The discount that they gave just couldn't be any more unfair since it went far off the agreed price. Therefore they started a riot that danced through 7 buildings and an ass-cold pink refrigerator.

For every time that a donkey puts on a magenta striped Gas-mask there is no telling how terrible the smell could be if it raises it's tail however sometimes it
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Re: Make A Story

Post by tommot on 2015-03-06, 14:43

You might drop a coin and find yourself flat on your fat pillow looking at the flying marshmallow that kills midgets.
These midgets are ugly creatures from beyond the rainbow's square root. They smell like NLSP's underwear and roses, so nice! But what really is shocking about them is they kill the sweet and homeless during the Christmas period. Yet with speed and some antimatter the horses could warp the midgets through an 'Einstein–Rosen bridge' and end up in freaking Narnia!
There, in Narnia, velocity was not as awesome. Only the fawns could punch through such powerful , shinny, diamonds of the mountain holy Wonkana. They all adore NLSP! How disgusting! You.

Out of control. It just went from bad to dazzling like chocolate NLSP bunnies. Horses couldn't match those bunnies in ugliness said the retard. That phrase transformed everything surreal into a joyful Eden of weightless fun and awesome happiness! Was it not the best idea to curse out something and do the opposite of what the curse was intended to do. Which was dancing in sewers. Those horses without a mane and green eyes were racing across the shiny rainbow to the supermarket. There were a lot midgets running in to brick walls of the huge golden brick bank of pain. Dismayed they ran across the sloping hills from the horde towards the waving pillows and marshmallows.

The giants disliked reason, just like midgets dislike bricks. Hence their name: dumb jolly giants and "BING" said "why are midgets small?" On which the sorcerer, who had a talking owl, answered admirably that he preferred pigeons. But the giants desired horses, so they bought camels out of sheer discrimination from the supermarket. The discount that they gave just couldn't be any more unfair since it went far off the agreed price. Therefore they started a riot that danced through 7 buildings and an ass-cold pink refrigerator.

For every time that a donkey puts on a magenta striped Gas-mask there is no telling how terrible the smell could be if it raises it's tail, however sometimes it can not be ....

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1° time Country President
Party President of the Belgium for Belgians party (1X) and the All TOgethers party (5X)
The BoDi award for media - day 1840 - 3 December 2012 & day 2813 - 3 August 2015
Immigration Officer - day 1806 - 30 October 2012 Until day 1849 - 12 December 2012
Minister of Foreign Affairs - day 1874 - 06 January 2013 Until day 1905 - 06 February 2013
Secretary of Media & FUN - day 1994 - 6 May 2013 until day 2055 - 6 July 2013
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