GoopyPants for Congress!

In these uncertain times, this period of unexpected events, and the ongoing unpredictability, what can you do to add a bit more known known to the known unknowns?

Vote GoopyPants, going for his fourthfifthsixthseventheighth consecutive term of congress!

Rather than pander to the masses with pictures of boobies or massed hug attacks as a campaign, I pledge to continue my crusade of:

Fighting for lower taxes and opposing any tax increases
Giving a voice in congress for reason and rule of law rather than rule by decree
Promoting the view of regular players in opposition to the fancy-pants ruling cabal

So vote for reason! Vote GoopyPants!


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And just to get a couple more votes....

here is a picture of a couple of dancing boobies:



No hugs though... I don'ts do hugs.

I approve this message.

Good luck o/

Good luck