Belgian Olympic Games

Get ready for the Forum Olympic Games!

Here is some explanation:

How do I participate?

You post your skill with your skill level (which amount you may choose). This affects your results.

You may spend 16 points, with a maximum of 5 on one skill. Don't copy others skill level, because it decreases your chances of winning.

These are the skills:

Acceleration
Accuracy
Agility
Power
Recuperation
Reflexes
Speed
Stamina


How does this work?

I made a table with how much each skill is important for a sport. These amounts will be revealed after the each game.
So each sport is unique, another reason why you should pick different amounts of skill level.


Which sports are there?

Athletics: 100m, 110m Hurdles, 400m, 1500m, marathon, long jump, high jump, javelin, shot put
Cycling: Time trial
Swimming: 50m crawl, 100m butterfly, 100m backstroke, 200m breaststroke, 200m multiple styles
Kajak: 500m
Canoe: 1000m
Weightlifting
Gymnastics: rings, parallell bars, balance beam
Archery
Rapid fire pistol
Air pistol 10m
Tennis
Table tennis
Judo
Boxing

You automaticaly participate in everything.

When will it start?

When there are +/- 8 participants or more, depending on popularity.

Why would I participate?

Because it's awesome, duh.


If there are any questions: PM!

sounds functie
can i participate

Off course, just post your skills and you're in.

cooke4444 wrote:Off course, just post your skills and you're in.

oke, I Will.
I'm currently on my phone. will do when I get back home.

Acceleration 3
Accuracy 2
Agility 1
Power 0
Recuperation 2
Reflexes 1
Speed 5
Stamina 2

Acceleration 2
Accuracy 0
Agility 2
Power 0
Recuperation 1
Reflexes 2
Speed 6
Stamina 3

jamster is either an alien or he's using doping products !!! 19/16 skill

Nohjis wrote:jamster is either an alien or he's using doping products !!! 19/16 skill

shush i can totaly do maths

Acceleration - 3
Accuracy - 0
Agility - 0
Power - 3
Recuperation -2
Reflexes - 0
Speed - 5
Stamina - 3

Acceleration 3
Accuracy 0
Agility 2
Power 3
Recuperation 3
Reflexes 2
Speed 3
Stamina 0

Acceleration 1
Accuracy 0
Agility 2
Power 5
Recuperation 2
Reflexes 2
Speed 4
Stamina 0

nice concept !

Acceleration 0
Accuracy 0
Agility 0
Power 0
Recuperation 0
Reflexes 0
Speed 0
Stamina 0
Drinking beer while watching people do sport 5
Eating unhealthy snacks while watching people do sport 5
Giving comments about sporters while watching people do sport and don't knowing anything about it actually 5
Getting out of the sofa to get more food and drinks 1

Acceleration 1
Accuracy 1
Agility 1
Power 1
Recuperation 5
Reflexes 1
Speed 1
Stamina 5

Acceleration 1
Accuracy 2
Agility 3
Power 2
Recuperation 1
Reflexes 1
Speed 3
Stamina 3

stamina: 16

All.... night..... long!

Acceleration 1
Accuracy 3
Agility 2
Power 1
Recuperation 3
Reflexes 3
Speed 1
Stamina 2

Right, these are the athletes:

- Nohjis
- Jamster737 (Speed is brought back to 5, so he has only 15 points, those are the rules )
- Fhaemita Malodorous
- Critically
- Zodiarch
- aVegan
- Monsieur Guillotine
- Goopypants (Stamina 5, 0 for the rest )
- Cotarius

And NLSP as devoted fan.

The opening ceremony is beginning. Lots of music, flags and drunk people in the audience (NLSP is singing "What shall we do with the drunken sailor"). The torch is lit.

The first competition ( archery) is about to start. Good luck to everyone.

Woo hoo. I sure hope nobody gets killed during archery seeing the aim some have around here...

May I be the second devoted fan ? I've made some chocolate cake.

Ofcourse procuste
you can go then after my drinks, while I eat your cake ^^

And welcome to the first competition: archery!

This competition takes place close to the King Baudoin stadium, Brussels.

Each athlete will fire 12 arrows. The world record is 117 points.

First competitor is Jamster737. As his accuracy is rubbish, he makes a fool of himself and accomplishes 80 points.

Second is Fhaemita Malodorous. His accuracy is also rubbish, but he can compensate this slightly with his power, as Jamsters shots almost fell before the target, so he gets a little bit closer to the bullseye. He achieves 83 points.

Critically is third, he's not at all in shape and makes just 87 points. A first place for the moment, but these are just some minor performances untill the big guys come up.

Zodiarch is well-known for his power, but fails to make some easy points. He leaves with 90 points.

aVegan now coming up, and he might get a medal! With 100 points he has some chances.

But up comes Monsieur Guillotine. He takes the competition to a whole new level: 110 points! It won't be easy to beat him.

Goopypants' stamina doesn't help him. His arrows almost pierce his feet. 0 points.

Cotarius is very focused. He only fails to hit the bullseye 5 times, which gives him 115 points! NLSP is so excited, that he gets removed from the audience. His beer bottle hits Goopypants on the head. Procuste will have to eat her chocolate cake alone.

So the podium before the last participant:
1. Cotarius 115
2. Monsieur Guillotine 110
3. aVegan 100

Nohjis tries his luck, he has some nerves which you can see in the result: 105 points. A bronze medal for him!

So the podium:
1. Cotarius
2. Monsieur Guillotine
3. Nohjis

Cotarius may post his own anthem if he wants.

Math: Accuracy=80%, Agility=5%, Power=10%, Reflexes=5%
You can whine as much as you like, it won't change the result.

Tomorrow: 200m breaststroke!

Congrats Cotarius !!
Too bad Monsieur Guillotine !! xD

no cake for me ?

Congratulations Cotarius !

NLSP wrote:no cake for me ?

No, you drunk bastard.
Security will let you out

However I can invite procuste to my room to eat some cake

I'm not gonna eat this cake all by myself.

/shares with the athletes and Cooke

NLSP wrote:

However I can invite procuste to my room to eat some cake

Yeah sure. Lemme take my tazer before.

Thx every body shall look for an anthem

Congratulations to everybody on the great performances, except NLSP of course. He's lucky he didn't end up in court.

excuse me?
I convinced procuste to go to my room (ok she takes her taser with her, so there is still room for improvement, but still)

If that isn't a great performance, I don't know what else to do ...

Hello and welcome at Aqualibi for the second competition: 200m breaststroke!

This surely will be exciting as this is a very balanced race.

The swimmers take place:

In lane 1: Goopypants (minor cheers in the crowd)
In lane 2: Fhaemita Malodorous (people shout his name)
In lane 3: aVegan (complete silence)
In lane 4: Nohjis (NLSP puts up a sign: "yo momma!")
In lane 5: Cotarius (the first gold medal winner almost slips on the wet floor)
In lane 6: Monsieur Guillotine (the underdog from last competition gets a warm welcome)
In lane 7: Zodiarch (He shows his muscles to the crowd, whom get very angry)
In lane 8: Jamster737 (Procuste almost falls from the stands, as she's jumping on the benches)
And in lane 9: Goopypants (crowds reaction: WTF)

They are on the blocks... and off they go!

Cotarius has a small lead in the beginning, followed by Jamster737, Zodiarch and Critically.
At the first turning point, it's Zodiarch in the lead, Critically and Fhaemita Malodorous are closing in on him.
Cotarius and Goopypants are way back at the second turning point. Monsieur Guillotine is almost in front at that moment. Only 100 metres left!

It's getting clearer, the podium places will be decided by Zodiarch, Fhaemita Malodorous and Monsieur Guillotine. Critically ruins his third and final turning point, which puts him back.

The final straight! Fhaemita Malodorous has a lead, no one can follow.
And he wins! His time is 2m:07s:29. A new World Record!

Zodiarch and Monsieur Guillotine are going for a second place and it's "MG" who takes it. Another silver medal for him.

Final result:

1. Fhaemita Malodorous WR
2. Monsieur Guillotine
3. Zodiarch
4. Jamster737
5. aVegan
6. Critically
7. Nohjis
8. Cotarius
9. Goopypants

Fhaemita Malodorous may post an anthem.

Procuste is crying during the medal ceremony, as she's just been diagnosed with diabetes after eating too much chocolate. NLSP doesn't give a sh*t.

Medal table:

1. Fhaemita Malodorous (1xG)
Cotarius (1xG)
2. Monsieur Guillotine (2xS)
3. Zodiarch (1xB)
Nohjis (1xB)


Some math: Acceleration= 5%, Accuracy= 5%, Agility= 20%, Power= 20%, Recuperation= 5%, Reflexes= 5%, Speed= 20%, Stamina= 20%

Next one: Judo!

Communist=dope

suspend MG now

wh00t I rule

Anthem

In lane 1: Goopypants (minor cheers in the crowd)
In lane 2: Fhaemita Malodorous (people shout his name)
In lane 3: aVegan (complete silence)
In lane 4: Nohjis (NLSP puts up a sign: "yo momma!")
In lane 5: Cotarius (the first gold medal winner almost slips on the wet floor)
In lane 6: Monsieur Guillotine (the underdog from last competition gets a warm welcome)
In lane 7: Zodiarch (He shows his muscles to the crowd, whom get very angry)
In lane 8: Jamster737 (Procuste almost falls from the stands, as she's jumping on the benches)
And in lane 9: Goopypants (crowds reaction: WTF)

Where is Critically ?

Congrats to the Fhaemita, and again: too bad MG xD

-Critically

Goopypants can swim two times?

Fraud call TAS and IOC

Oh, Lane 1 is Critically, sorry.

Just to give some morale:

Always the same with 'em Brittish folks, they can't stand when we break world records... Congratulations Fhaemita !

Why the complete silence?
I was freaked out!

Y'know A Vegan, your face was just so... freaking. Come on, the Joker makeup ? To run ?

cooke4444 wrote:
Procuste is crying during the medal ceremony, as she's just been diagnosed with diabetes after eating too much chocolate. NLSP doesn't give a sh*t.

Already said that I don't eat much chocolate.

I was crying for some other reason... I had made cookies for everyone but NLSP ate them all while I was away ! Kitties murderer and cookies thief !!!

I thought you made them specially for me ....

NLSP wrote:I thought you made them specially for me ....

The whole hundred of them ?

yeah
I was a little bit disappointed that 5 of the 100 where burned, but I thought, it is the geste that counts...

Konishiwa in the Japanese garden in Hasselt.

The judo tournament is about to start, and these are the duels:

aVegan vs. Critically
Fhaemita Malodorous vs. Monsieur Guillotine
Jamster737 vs. Zodiarch
Cotarius vs. Nohjis

Goopypants couldn't qualify.

First round, first fight

Critically immediatly tries to bring aVegan down, but he manages to avoid the attack. aVegan grabs Critically's back, Critically throws him over his shoulder. IPPON! aVegan is OUT.

First round, second fight

"FM" against "MG". The crowd is shaking. Fhaemita gets a WAZA-ARI, so he only needs one more. Monsieur Guillotine is out of concentration and Fhaemita Malodorous locks him. Off goes Monsieur Guillotine.

First round, third fight

Jamster737 and Zodiarch are trying to impress each other. This horribly fails, but Zodiarch takes Jamster737 easily down and again, a lock is made. An easy victory for Zodiarch.

First round, Fourth fight

Cotarius tries to get around Nohjis, and he goes out of the tatami. They need to start again. Now Nohjis tries to bring Cotarius down, but he hasn't got the power. Cotarius' counterattack is devastating for him.


Fhaemita Malodorous vs. Zodiarch
Critically vs. Cotarius

Semi-final, First fight

Zodiarch simply lifts Fhaemita Malodorous off the ground, but he tries to escape. At first this seems to work as Zodiarch is off-balance. Zodiarch quickly recuperates and makes an IPPON. Zodiarch is on his way to gold.

Semi-final, Second fight

A ferocious fight, these guys are almost evenly matched. Cotarius' nose bleeds and Critically tries to get some advantage out of it. Critically rapidly takes Cotarius down and locks him. Critically will be the opponent of Zodiarch.


Fhaemita Malodorous vs. Cotarius

Bronze medal

The Judokas aren't that motivated anymore, but the crowd creates an amazing athmosphere. Some dancing ninja's have been spotted. No one knows who they are... But the fight begins and Cotarius brings Fhaemita Malodorous down. Cotarius gets too confident and "FM" tries to bring his arm around him. This succeeds and Fhaemita gets a bronze medal.


Zodiarch vs. Critically

Final fight

This you can't call a fight. Zodiarch has Critically completely in control and does a perfect IPPON. The crowd isn't that happy that the fight is over so early, so there is a complete sale at the beer stand.

Podium:
1. Zodiarch
2. Critically
3. Fhaemita Malodorous

Zodiarch may play his anthem

Medal table:

1. Zodiarch (1xG, 1xB)
Fhaemita Malodorous (1xG, 1xB)
2. Cotarius (1xG)
3. Monsieur Guillotine (2xS)
4. Critically (1xS)
5. Nohjis (1xB)


Math: Accel=5%, accu=10%,agi=5%,Po=50%,rec=10%,refl=10%,Spe=10%,Sta=5%

Next one: back to the swimming pool! 50m crawl

wh00t, another medal

Yeey ! Silver ! too bad Zodiarch was to strong for me

I'm looking forward and I'll train hard for the next swimming match !!

-Critically

Due to an unexpected increase in work, the Games will continue tomorrow

Oh no... someone threw sand in the olympic pool !

I bet it's that drunk NLSP.