Learn to survive

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 12:44

OMG!

Zombies are invading eBelgium. And with that I don't mean the zombies you see every friday morning in a city with an university in the neighbourhood of student bars, but really scary ones.

Everybody is on their own and only one will survive. You each got a basic house, which you'll have to defend. I'll give you ten options of each subject to choose from. You may only choose one option from each subject, and only one from the list (so no nuclear bombs, or whatever you crazy people use). You may choose an article a previous citizen has taken. Tuesday evening (10/01) the zombies will arrive and no one may enter the game anymore.

The people who chose the worst articles or made the worst combinations will die first (duh). It will take the Zombie Exterminators three days to arrive, so the person who's still alive that evening (thursday) will win the game and has learned how to survive a zombie attack.

If you don't understand the concept, ask free.

Okay, if you got it here's the first list: (post your decisions in the forum. Once decided, you can't change it)
I will upload several lists, so wait a few minutes

Weapons

Axe
Baseball bat
Flame thrower
Golf balls (yeah, you read it right)
Kitchen knife
Mauser pistol
Shotgun
Shuriken/Ninja star
Sword
Taser

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 12:48

Second list

Food (as you'll need to survive three days)

Apples
Beef
Cake
Carrots
Cheese
Jelly pudding
Lasagna
Potatoes
Spare ribs
Rice

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 12:51

Third

Drinks

Beer (Chimay)
Beer (Stella)
Cola
Milk
Orange juice
Tonic
Vodka
Water
Whiskey
Wine

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 12:55

Fourth

Uniform (no accesoires)

Army outfit
Ballet costume
Cowboy outfit
Darth Vader costume
Dokters outfit
Ninja outfit
Pirate costume
Pope costume
Winter clothing
Zombie costume

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 12:59

Fifth

Pet

Cat
Dog (Chihuahua)
Dog (Golden Retriever)
Gorilla
Guinea pig
Horse (not a pony)
Parrot
Rat
Snake (Boa)
Sheep

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 13:06

Final list

House extension

Attic
Balcony
Cellar
Cupboard with access to Narnia
Garage
Garden house
Home cinema
Laundry room
Stable
Tree house

Good luck!

by **shadowukcs** 2012-01-07, 13:43

-flame thrower
-carrots
-wodka
-Ballet costume
-horse
-stable

by **jamster737** 2012-01-07, 13:50

Sword
Apples
Cola
Zombie costume
Dog (Golden Retriever)
Cellar

by **Sammy Tanghe** 2012-01-07, 13:51

question:

are the beef and the spare ribs already cooked or not?

by tecuvo 2012-01-07, 13:58

- kitchen knife
- cheese
- wine
- doctor's outfit
- giunea pig
- garage

what zombies are we talking about?
those described by the cranberries or those that live in the zombienation?
Very Happy

by **Fhaemita Malodorous** 2012-01-07, 14:02

Sword
Rice
Water
Zombie costume
Horse (not a pony)
Tree house

by **Sammy Tanghe** 2012-01-07, 14:03

- axe
- cheese
- cola
- darth vader costume
- parrot
- treehouse

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-07, 14:04

Sammy Tanghe wrote:question:

are the beef and the spare ribs already cooked or not?

Nice one

, that was a (now failed, apparently) trick. No they're not cooked.

by **Critically** 2012-01-07, 14:06

Shotgun
Jelly pudding
Water
Cowboy outfit
Snake (Boa)
Cupboard with access to Narnia

by **Nuctorn** 2012-01-07, 14:07

Axe
Apple
Orange juice
Zombie costume
Horse (not a pony)
Stable

by **NLSP** 2012-01-07, 14:08

Axe
Apples
Orange Juice
Winter clothing
Snake (Boa)
Cellar

by **shadowukcs** 2012-01-07, 14:11

horses do eat carrots right? Coz I give the horse from sinterklaas (or was it the black guy?) a carrot every year and he hasn't died so far

by **MaryamQ** 2012-01-07, 14:33

Flame thrower
Cheese
Orange juice
Zombie costume
Snake (boa)
Cupboard with access to Narnia

by **Cotarius** 2012-01-07, 14:39

Axe
Apples
Water
Winter clothing
Gorilla
Tree house

by **Nohjis** 2012-01-07, 15:54

Golf balls
Spare ribs
Beer (Chimay)
Zombie costume
Sheep
Cupboard with access to Narnia

by **Mudduck95** 2012-01-07, 16:26

Cooke you always make up the best games.

by **Johny English A** 2012-01-07, 16:34

Shuriken/Ninja Star
Cake
Water
Dog (Golden Retriever)
Ninja Outfit
Attic

by **El1teBE** 2012-01-07, 19:10

Golf balls
Cheese
Water
Zombie costume
Sheep
Cupboard with access to Narnia

by **Procuste** 2012-01-07, 19:28

Axe
Cheese
Cola
Zombie costume
Dog (Golden Retriever)
Stable

by **Pertazeta** 2012-01-08, 00:40

Mauser Pistol
Potato (:3)
Vodka
Winter Clothing
Sheep (latxa)
Attic

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-08, 19:44

Important:

Zombies have increased their pace and will arrive monday evening.

by **Cotarius** 2012-01-08, 20:27

who is ready and who isn't?

by **Sammy Tanghe** 2012-01-08, 20:59

my axe has been sharpened, so I am ^^

by **Boklevski** 2012-01-09, 09:08

- Weapon: Chuck Norr... ah, darn, it's not in the list... well, then a Shotgun. Good for shooting and - when out of bullets - good for hitting.
- Food: Lasagne. Hope my Golden Retriever likes that as well...
- Drink: Water. Not the best, but as I have to share... a drunken Golden Retriever isn't everything either.
- Costume: Cowboy Outfit. It's really the only thing that goes with a shotgun. Although I doubted a second on that Darth Vader outfit. Always thought a shotgun would suit him better than that stupid short-distance light saber... really, he would have saved the Death Star if he had just equipped himself with a shotgun.
- Pet: Golden Retriever. Bet you felt that coming after the comments on Food & Drink.
- House extension: Cupboard with access to Narnia. You never know when you need a quick way out. Or maybe Anna "Susan Pevensie" Popplewell can come to my aid. An archer might come in handy against zombies.

Special request: In case I outlive Shadow... can I save my last bullet just in case he gets bitten and changes into a zombie? Just for the fun of shooting at him... (and it puts him out of his misery as well, so that a win-win situation, right?)

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 09:17

Boklevski wrote:-
Special request: In case I outlive Shadow... can I save my last bullet just in case he gets bitten and changes into a zombie? Just for the fun of shooting at him... (and it puts him out of his misery as well, so that a win-win situation, right?)

If a player is turned into a zombie, you're allowed to kill him/her. Twisted Evil

by **Sammy Tanghe** 2012-01-09, 11:05

I imagina following scenario:

Bang1

by **Nohjis** 2012-01-09, 11:37

Did anyone see my golf clubs ?

by **Boklevski** 2012-01-09, 11:46

Nohjis wrote:Did anyone see my golf clubs ?

Nope. Guess you'll just have to learn to throw really hard...

If you do find your clubs, may I suggest the following as practice until the zombies arrive this evening?
http://www.onlineflashgames.org/games/skill/pro-zombie-golf.htm

by **Johny English A** 2012-01-09, 12:30

I hope i survive long enough until thursday, when the Zombie Exterminators arrive... and kill all those with zombie costumes ;-)

by **Sammy Tanghe** 2012-01-09, 13:28

Johny English A wrote:I hope i survive long enough until thursday, when the Zombie Exterminators arrive... and kill all those with zombie costumes ;-)

that's exactly why I didn't took that costume Wink

they will survive to see the exterminators aiming on their head!

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 14:22

So the people who will have to survive are:

~~- Shadowucks~~
~~- Jamster737- Tecuvo~~
- Fhaemita Malodorous
- Sammy Tanghe
~~- Critically~~
~~- Nuctorn~~
~~- NLSP~~
~~- MaryamQ~~
~~- Cotarius~~
~~- Nohjis~~
~~- Johny English A~~
~~- El1temkd~~
~~- Procuste~~
~~- Pertazeta~~
- Boklevski
~~- Mike Wooldridge~~
- ~~Jonathan Clay~~
~~- Bert_en_Ernie~~

Maybe I should mention this: the people who will get killed, will be decided by their choices made and how I interpret these. It's all in my hands Twisted Evil

.

The zombies will arrive soon...

Today, 5 people won't make it. Poor chaps...

by **Sammy Tanghe** 2012-01-09, 14:40

quick question!

what kind of zombies will we be facing?!

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 14:46

Yeah, saw that video some weeks ago lol!

The zombies your facing will be the most terrifying ever: Communist zombies! pale

(somewhere in a werewolve game you'll spot a video about those).

by **Mike Wooldridge** 2012-01-09, 14:47

Hey! Is it to late for me to join the fun? Smile

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 14:47

That one.

Nice instruction vid btw Razz

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 14:48

Mike Wooldridge wrote:Hey! Is it to late for me to join the fun?

Hurry up, at 15.30 the first death will occur!

by **Mike Wooldridge** 2012-01-09, 14:53

Weapon : Mauser Pistol

Food : Rice

Drinks : Orange Juice

Uniform : Pirate Costume

Pet : Horse (not a pony)

House Extension : Attic

(EDIT) By the way , thankyou Smile

by **Nohjis** 2012-01-09, 14:59

Found my golf clubs, just in time

by **Jonathan Clay** 2012-01-09, 15:06

Shuriken/Ninja star
Lasagna
Water
Dokters outfit
Sheep
Stable

If I'm not to late Question

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 15:08

Due to two new defenders: 6 people will die.

(you may call them murderers, I'm not responsible)

by **Bert_en_Ernie** 2012-01-09, 15:14

Axe
Carrots
Cola
Pirate costume
Guinea pig
Home cinema

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 15:17

7 people will die... Twisted Evil

I do enjoy this. Mwuhaha

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 15:31

Right, no more citizens in the small new town. 19 people get in the battle, only 1 survivor (and, no, not the reality show thingie).

by **cooke4444** 2012-01-09, 16:00

There they come!

The zombies are near the house of the first citizen who will die. They smell something, but there seems to be no prey. One zombie gets a golf ball on his head. Suddenly more golf balls follow. It's a zombie who's throwing the golf balls! That one is way too active to be a zombie, so the zombies go through the kitchen, plundering the spare ribs that are ready for dinner, throw the Chimay bottles on the floor, and start chasing the weird-looking zombie.

The zombie goes upstairs and hides in a cupboard. But then he finds out: Narnia is a country in his imagination (for those who chose that: what the bloody hell did you expect? A lion jumping out of a cupboard killing all the zombies? Keep it real, dude).

At least some zombies die: a sheep comes out of the bed room ( scratch

) and manages to push some zombies of the stairs. But in the end, the sheeps get bitten and becomes a sheep zombie. The zombies smell the fear out of the cupboard, and grab the person in there. They start to rip off his clothes and continue to ruin his+CENSORED+...

To come to a conclusion: there's now a CP zombie: Nohjis!

by **Nohjis** 2012-01-09, 16:04

Muahahaha

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