Learn to survive

narnia is not gonna save you, foolish narnia choosers! :p

PS: I never decapitated a CP before. Please keep him alive till he tries to enter my house :p

Where is Monsieur Guillotine when you need him?

Now that I'm a zombie I can probably open the door to Narnia and raise a zombie army over there to come and get all of you.

Cutting my head off... where are your manners ?

Right, speeding things up as there will have to be spilled a lot of blood.

Actually, this one's fairly easy after Nohjis' death. The person who dies is almost his healthier twin brother. Even a sheep is in his bedroom ( ). The zombies seem to have invaded a very creepy town.

Alas, the zombies are even creepier (as they are communists). This person used his golf balls in a smarter way: he placed them on the floor, so several zombies break their necks. Small negative point there: he hasn't got anymore weapons. Finding out Narnia doesn't exist, he throws the cupboard down the stairs, smashing some zombies. But Nohjis zombie grabs his leg and so this is the end for... El1temkd

Boklevski wrote:
Special request: In case I outlive Shadow... can I save my last bullet just in case he gets bitten and changes into a zombie? Just for the fun of shooting at him... (and it puts him out of his misery as well, so that a win-win situation, right?)

bitch please, I so awesome my body makes antibodies against the zombie virus

One down... 17 to go...

Zombievirus-antibodies... darn, I should have selected that one...

Way to go El1temkd! Narnia-cupboard-downstairs-throwing FTW!

It's really a shame for Nohjis and El1temkd, but the most shocking about it all, is that we currently have a rogue ZOMBIE-SHEEP on the loose!

Don't trust any sheep! It will be your end!

Somewhere at the end of the town, a man is preparing his axe. He's ready for it: he even got warm winter clothes.

He sees that the zombies are closing and guards the front door. They are near the entrance... He swings his axe, killing the zombie sheep and zombie El1temkd! Nobody will cross his doorstep.

And suddenly his pet turns up behind his back, grabbing his head. And so his neck is broken, leaving him behind on the floor with the zombies on his door. So with that I want to say: REALLY COTARIUS, A GORILLA AS A PET?! Are you crazy, that's dangerous, you know.

The gorilla escapes from the zombies, luckily for him/her.

*kicks Cotarius' dead body* Why you have to kill my pet... basterd

god thanks he didn't have a barrel, else the gorilla might have thrown that at him too!

Next stop for the zombies: a house with a stable.

First they go in the stable, which is unprotected. They infect a sheep, which was hiding there. Finally a sheep which wasn't found in a bedroom. That means there is a zombie sheep again.

The smell of raw meat is spreading: someone unpacked a lasagna. This is for the zombies the sign to regroup and attack. Clearly their next victim has no idea that he's under danger. Staring at one of the zombies, he runs away. The zombie tries to grab his doctor's coat and manages to do that, but the person drops his costume. The next zombie gets a shuriken in it's head.

The person realizes: damn I had only one weapon and that's stuck in the head of a zombie. He sprints to the stable, only to find out that it has been overwhelmed by zombies. They surround him and so Jonathan Clay joins Nohjis in the zombie club (next to his sheep).

shurikens seem to fail in people's defence

I'm guessing Johny English is next :p

*pets Jonathan Clay's sheep*

You know you should keep this in the bedroom sir.

Again, we can see a doctor moving through his house while the zombies arrive. But this one isn't prepared. He's eating a cheese plate with some red wine.

His Guinea pig squeeks when the zombies invade the house. He picks up his kitchen knife and cuts of some hands. He even got an eye on his knife for a moment. But after several minutes of fighting, he has to pull back to his garage. Combat with your enemies so close is very tough. No time to rest, as the zombies managed to open the garage. With a few strikes, he cuts some zombies, but before he realizes it, it's all over for Tecuvo.

Nohjis wrote:*pets Jonathan Clay's sheep*

You know you should keep this in the bedroom sir.

Don't know if you were mad before, but zombiness has severely damaged you brain Mister President.

Next death of the day.

A nice house where the zombies will enter.

No resistance at all, but some zombies mysteriously disappear. The Nohjis zombie is one of them. The commies smell the victim, but can't see him.
Suddenly a dog kills the zombie sheep and storms out of the house.

As the zombies move along, they discover stairs that lead to an attic. It's very dark there and when a zombie goes up, he comes decapitated back. Lots of zombies try to get up and suddenly a weird noise is heard: something that bounces back and a crushing sound. The next zombie that goes up discovers the body of Johny English A with a shuriken in his own head.

ahum... I'm a communist !! So communist zombies aren't that bad

Critically wrote:ahum... I'm a communist !! So communist zombies aren't that bad

Eeeeeeviiiiiil

Final death of the day.

The zombies are near a house with a stable and you can clearly hear a horse in it. They go in the stable and when the horse sees them, he breaks out of the stable, running through the zombies, smashing skulls to the concrete. But it gets bitten. Oh great, now we got a zombie horse. Well done everybody.

The owner of that horse takes a last sip of wodka and bursts out of the door, setting the zombies on fire. The person is a huge fan of ballet, so it's a weird sight: a ballet danser burning zombies with a flamethrower. All the zombies, including Jonathan Clay, turn into ashes. But at one point, he sets his dress on fire. Shadowucks burns, burns, burns.

I knew the flame thrower wasn't a good idea!

except if you took ribs or beef. You'd need it them to make it edible.

Just to get things straight: we've got now a wild gorilla running loose next to a horde of zombies, including a horse zombie and zombie tecuvo.

Looks fun, should be a kids play.

can we also hear stories of people surviving an attack wave?

NLSP wrote:can we also hear stories of people surviving an attack wave?

Come with some creativity yourself

Just don't be too heroic, it might cost your life

Finally I'm now the invisible zombie ! They can't even see me.

*sneaks into NLSP's house and steals his table*

Nohjis wrote:
*sneaks into NLSP's house and steals his table*

I didn't know either that zombies were huge fans of collections... so zombie-Nohjis loves tables, huh ?


Poor neighbours...

Yes tables...

*Deposits the table in Jonathan Clay's stable*

I'm tired now, I'll find another table after eating.

thought you got killed in my house, zombie-nohjis ->

Zombie-Nohjis turned me into zombie, Cotarius killed zombie-me... Could have been any worse for me???

But be afraid - now I'm zombie-ghost!!! Muuuhahahhaa...

cooke4444 wrote:
No resistance at all, but some zombies mysteriously disappear. The Nohjis zombie is one of them.

Johny English A wrote:
thought you got killed in my house, zombie-nohjis ->

I just mysteriously disappeared Johny. That doesn't mean that you killed the zombie me. I'm however now missing an arm and have a hole in my head thanks to Kinea.

Nohjis wrote:

cooke4444 wrote:
No resistance at all, but some zombies mysteriously disappear. The Nohjis zombie is one of them.

Johny English A wrote:
thought you got killed in my house, zombie-nohjis ->

I just mysteriously disappeared Johny. That doesn't mean that you killed the zombie me. I'm however now missing an arm and have a hole in my head thanks to Kinea.

When did Kinea enter the village? I think Procuste is right. A zombie CP is a bit crazy.

So how did you all sleep in Zombie City this first night? For me, I could have slept better... not really used to sleeping near zombies.

But guess we're all glad we didn't choose a rat as pet, aren't we? Those things are lovely, of course, but they tend not to warn/wake you when a horde of zombies approach your front door...

I could have slept better. My guinea pig kept on making noises the entire time, but hey it's good food for when I've eaten my carrots.

MaryamQ wrote:
When did Kinea enter the village? I think Procuste is right. A zombie CP is a bit crazy.

I took a trip to eFrance but apparently my invisibility powers didn't work as well over there.

*goes into Procuste's house, steals a stone table, GI Joe & Barbie figurines in questionable positions and a box of tissues*

It appears our invisible zombie CP is a bit kinky.

Boklevski wrote:So how did you all sleep in Zombie City this first night? For me, I could have slept better... not really used to sleeping near zombies.

But guess we're all glad we didn't choose a rat as pet, aren't we? Those things are lovely, of course, but they tend not to warn/wake you when a horde of zombies approach your front door...

my parrot did a good job as a warning. I've got several attacks, but the only damage dealt to me and my belongings is that my axe has grown a bit dull. I'm sharpening it right now with tecuvo's kitchen knife

I'm already playing Brain commercials on my home cinema to distract them in case they would be able to enter my home. My axe is recently sharpened as well.

I slept ok , had to bring my horse into the attic , because of not having a stable , don't know how the hell i'm going to get him down now , but oh well i got a nice bowl of rice and an orange juice for breakfast , who am i to complain

Have fun with your hard rice or are you going to cook it in orange juice? I'm glad I have carrots.

B&E, how did you get the root shell of the carrot? cannot be easy with an axe ...

It is edible. Hey we're under attack by Zombies I'm not that picky but uncooked rice no thanks !

After eating some apples and drinking some nice fruitjuice, I give my 'm long boa a very small piece of zombie (one tried to enter, but my axe prevented him to do so ^^). Only a small piece, so it is digested really fast^^ this should be enough for a few days
I also noticed that my boa is in its shed cycle, making it more aggressive, this can be in my benefit

Unfortunatly, while I was swinging my axe to that one zombie, someone came into my house to steal a table :O
strange ...

I have now checked and double checked every door and window and it is all really good locked!

First death today...

After being attacked by her snake, which she had to kill with her flamethrower, the defender tried to call help from Narnia, which doesn't exist.

"Bollocks" she said, and got ready for the attack of some zombies.

The zombies appeared quietly, as she had a very good costume and didn't notice a living human was there. But when she attacked, she put her house on fire! When she ran out of the house, the zombies caught MaryamQ.

Stupid snake! I gave it some of my cheese already!

/me goes hunting to find Nohjis

You can come help and prove Cooke4444 is wrong MaryamQ

I told you people, flame throwers are bad!

It's getting cold for some people, but not for this person. Winter clothes, vodka and wool of a sheep and nicely installed on the warm attic. What happened to the rest of the sheep isn't known.

And so the zombies invade his house and they go to the attic. Several zombies are killed by some nice headshots. In some games you would get achievements like "head hunter", but this game's awesome, thus no extra achievements here.

But the person hasn't got enough bullets and so he panics, running straight to the zombies. That's the end for Pertazeta.

cooke4444 wrote:
That's the end for Pertazeta.

That's not the end for him! He will still live, unfortunately - as a zombie, but alive! It was the end just for me - I HATE YOU COTARIUS !!! WAIT ME IN YOUR DREAMS NOW!!!

e|1temkd, let your zombie ghost meet with Nohjis and me. We have a quest.

Arrrr brainzz will be heard through the streets since now.

A pirate with a pistol was trapped by his own horse, at it was way too small in the attic for him. After shooting his horse, he only had a few bullets left, so when the zombies arrived he tried to shoot a few, and then bashing some skulls with the other end of his mauser. You guess the outcome...

Bad luck for Mike Wooldridge, but at least the awesomness factor increases in zombie land: a zombie pirate! (No, this one can't be killed by putting some gold back in a chest, like PotC)

I'm starting to imagine mike zombie on a little boat floating on the local lake now, constantly runnng around on his boat crying BRAINZ ...
he misses a parrot though to be fully pirate